Wizard hats look stupid
I’ll leave your girlfriend out of it (even though she is obviously on acid), but you have to knock it off buddy. Harry Potter was a great series of books, but it’s not real. There is no Hogwarts. There’s just people who wear stupid wizard clothing in public and learn whatever language the Ewoks speak.
iPod hats look stupid
Hey baby, what are you doing later? Maybe we can hit the beach. You can keep your hat on so we don’t have to get an umbrella and you can just tell me what song you want to hear next and I can lean over and queue it up for you. You know, because you can’t because you’re wearing your pink iPod on the side of your pink hat.
You Look Stupid 