Your car looks stupid


And it would have even if Kerry won. Not only that, but I guarantee you persuaded 10 people who were planning on voting for Kerry to vote Bush. At least now we have someone to blame.


June 5, 2009. Uncategorized. 1 comment.

Boots that are pants look stupid


Not only should these shoes come with a warning that you have to wake up an hour early in order to put them on, but they should also come with a warning that nobody is going to respect you, no matter how how great they are for….wait, nevermind

June 4, 2009. Uncategorized. 2 comments.

This haircut looks stupid


If you’re going to wear your hair like a washed-up Johnny Rotton, at least try to look like you’re having a good time while doing it. Have a shower and apologize to Joe Strummer.

June 3, 2009. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Pulling your face apart with clamps looks stupid

face pull

But dude, tattoos are for pussies!

June 2, 2009. Uncategorized. 1 comment.

Dressing like Alice on acid looks stupid


I know that peoplelike to get high and watch Alice in Wonderland, but you’re taking it to a whole new level. Seriously. What are you doing?

June 1, 2009. Uncategorized. 2 comments.