Your car looks stupid


And it would have even if Kerry won. Not only that, but I guarantee you persuaded 10 people who were planning on voting for Kerry to vote Bush. At least now we have someone to blame.


June 5, 2009. Uncategorized. 1 comment.

Boots that are pants look stupid


Not only should these shoes come with a warning that you have to wake up an hour early in order to put them on, but they should also come with a warning that nobody is going to respect you, no matter how how great they are for….wait, nevermind

June 4, 2009. Uncategorized. 2 comments.

This haircut looks stupid


If you’re going to wear your hair like a washed-up Johnny Rotton, at least try to look like you’re having a good time while doing it. Have a shower and apologize to Joe Strummer.

June 3, 2009. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Pulling your face apart with clamps looks stupid

face pull

But dude, tattoos are for pussies!

June 2, 2009. Uncategorized. 1 comment.

Dressing like Alice on acid looks stupid


I know that peoplelike to get high and watch Alice in Wonderland, but you’re taking it to a whole new level. Seriously. What are you doing?

June 1, 2009. Uncategorized. 2 comments.

Whatever they’re doing looks stupid


Pouts on their faces, snorking gear, bikinis, and boxing poses. I don’t know what to say. I’m not aroused or scared. Double fail.

May 21, 2009. Uncategorized. 2 comments.

This emo kid looks stupid


Open letter to his parents: You better hope he’s gay – it’ll be way easier on him.

May 20, 2009. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Looking left when you should be looking right looks stupid


Tourists, huh? Cars are coming from the right buck-o. But then again, maybe if you get hit by a car you’ll have enough sense knocked into you to get you to never wear those socks again

May 20, 2009. Uncategorized. 1 comment.

Rubber dresses and blue wigs look stupid


“Normally I would stay home and watch Lost on a Saturday night, but my LCD TV broke and the loaner is that 13″ model in the background. So forget it, I’m taking this rubber dress, my knee-high socks and this blue wig and hitting the club with my backpack on. God I miss raves.”

May 19, 2009. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Making a prison out of your hair looks stupid


“Dear classmates,

None of you really understand me. I thought that sulking around and listening to heavy metal would signify my feelings, but it did not. Well  I’m uping the ante today. Just in case you didn’t understand how alone I feel, I am fashioning my hair into a prison. I am trapped inside my body with my tormented soul. I stare at the sky hoping to escape these feelings.


Dear William – Shut up.

May 19, 2009. Uncategorized. 2 comments.

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