Driving with your roof down in the rain looks stupid
Driving with the ragtop down in the pouring rain is definitely stupid.
Trying to look ironic looks stupid
Trying to pull off an ironic gym class look is stupid.
You’re fat.
Avenged Sevenfold tattoos look stupid
Avenged Sevenfold is stupid. Avenged Sevenfold tattoos are even more stupid.
Chiclet teeth look stupid
Dad, I know you think it’s funny to put Chiclets in your mouth and pretend you have buck teeth. And it was funny when I was a kid, it really, really was. But when you do it when my new boyfriend comes over for dinner you look really stupid.
