Nintento jackets look stupid

Actually, I’m still on the fence about this one.

March 8, 2010. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Driving with your roof down in the rain looks stupid

Driving with the ragtop down in the pouring rain is definitely stupid.

March 5, 2010. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Aiden tattoos look stupid

Most band tattoos look stupid. Aiden tattoos look especially stupid

March 4, 2010. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Wearing your bikini bottom to a concert is stupid

Seriously. It does.

March 3, 2010. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Your furry backpack looks stupid

Whatever this backpack is, it looks stupid.

March 3, 2010. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Trying to look ironic looks stupid

Trying to pull off an ironic gym class look is stupid.

You’re fat.

March 2, 2010. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Avenged Sevenfold tattoos look stupid

Avenged Sevenfold is stupid. Avenged Sevenfold tattoos are even more stupid.

March 1, 2010. Uncategorized. 1 comment.

Your spelling looks stupid

The way you spell makes you look stupid.

February 26, 2010. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Juggalos look stupid

Juggalos will always, always look stupid.

February 25, 2010. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Chiclet teeth look stupid

Dad, I know you think it’s funny to put Chiclets in your mouth and pretend you have buck teeth. And it was funny when I was a kid, it really, really was. But when you do it when my new boyfriend comes over for dinner you look really stupid.

February 24, 2010. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.